Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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