White coat. Heels.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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