Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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