For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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