Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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