So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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