If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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