im gay
i know
yea but for you.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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