we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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