A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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