Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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