But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
