the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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