I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
you never un-have a 4some
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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