jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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