Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
