I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize