Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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