Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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