He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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