i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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