I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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