No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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