um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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