no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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