come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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