Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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