they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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