I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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