And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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