i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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