CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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