But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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