Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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