p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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