Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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