There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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