Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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