just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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