He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
COCAINE IS GR8
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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