but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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