I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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