Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Alive.
So much puke
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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