I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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