How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Are we still banned from the library?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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