I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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