You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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