you guys were way drunker than both of me
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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