mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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