conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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