fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
