It's just like the Real World with babies
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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